Disarmed Ass Kickers

April 8, 2011

I am not feeling particularly inspired tonight – just trying to deflect the possibility of getting my ass kicked by those of you that might be inclined to kick my ass were I to not disclose the following.

On Monday, April 18th I will go to the hospital and the lovely Dr. Hsu (and, were he a shoe, he would be an A. Testoni Norvegese, and yes, I had to look that up because all I know about mens shoes are that they are a damn sight more comfortable than womens shoes and Converse) will turn the dozens of McDonald’s chocolate chip cookies I’ve been eating my fill of for weeks (I was not encouraged, but instructed to keep my muffin top) into…


So, now all you ass-kickers out there know.


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