How to NOT Annoy Those That Don’t Give a Damn But Are Too Polite to Say So

February 22, 2010

 (start a Caring Bridge site!)

 

 

My Story

Welcome to my “the-fact-that-this-is-necessary-is-a-bit-too-surreal” website.

When I am too wasted on pain killers or have my head over the toilet puking from chemo, someone else will update it on my behalf.

I expect their entries will be much more politically correct than my own.  Oh well.  I just hope I don’t have a reason to keep it published for very long.

Background Story

Once upon a time in a land much closer than it appeared, there lived a Beloved Revolutionary Fairy Princess Sweetheart unfortunately named Tina.After leading an immeasurably charmed life (or so she was accused of) she was visited by space aliens who implanted a tumor in her left breast.Shortly thereafter, a former college starting quarterback cut it out.Another doctor (presumably in the witness protection program as his identity was never revealed) proclaimed it, on a scale of okay to not okay, “super disgusting!”

The Beloved Revolutionary Fairy Princess Sweetheart unfortunately name Tina publically declared, “Off with the boob!”

And thus, the unfairly victimized boob was lopped off along with a string of 25 radioactive lymph nodes.  More “super disgustingness” was found and thus, more super disgusting tests and treatments were ordered.

And yet, throughout the ordeal, our Beloved Revolutionary Fairy Princess Sweetheart unfortunately named Tina stopped on occasion not only to smell the roses, but also to fabricate tales from the bits of conversations on which she would sometimes witness without hearing, the textures of anothers touch on which she would sometimes eavesdrop, and the flavors of the weather she could smell through her open window.

This is her story.

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